Brock

2009

June 82
May 50
April 52
March 56
January 61

2008

June 35
May 81
April 53
March 95
January 86

2007

October 126
September 123
August 165
July 225
June 233
May 238
April 140
March
February
January
Brock: Didn’t get much coding done, because I don’t know what needs coded. Going to...
May 1st
Brock: Just realized the new TV generates a LOT of heat…right in front of the thermostat. No...
May 1st
Brock: More coding. Tonight, I’ll be assisted by Killian’s, since I’m out of Coke...
May 1st
Brock: The main ingredients in cornbread are corn and delicious. And milk. (via Twitter / Brock)
May 1st
Atheism: Contemporary Rates and Patterns
May 1st
Brock: Holy crap, I totally forgot to check new releases on iTunes today (via Twitter / Brock)
May 1st
Brock: I just used the term “turfed” and my co-worker called me out for stealing it from...
May 1st
Brock: Wanna play an internet game? http://rurl.org/26m (via Twitter / Brock)
May 1st
Brock: It’s been four years since Mission Accomplished! Huzzahs all around! Good work,...
May 1st
Brock: Cause it’s the first of May, first of May / Outdoor fucking starts today...
May 1st
Brock: I’ve had a productive evening - coding, e-mailing, blogging, even some TV-watching. I...
Apr 30th
Brock: I got an e-mail from my 8th grade teacher this afternoon. She’s a cool lady, and I...
Apr 30th
Brock: @coley: performance up some 173%, since I’ve accomplished much much more than usual...
Apr 30th
Brock: @superic and coley: rum for code, win for design? Interesting… (via Twitter / Brock)
Apr 30th
Brock: Oh, and drinking some rum. I code better with rum. (via Twitter / Brock)
Apr 30th
Brock: Working on a side project (via Twitter / Brock)
Apr 30th
Brock: Spent most of the day working on one bug and its ramifications. What a pain in the ass. (via...
Apr 30th
The US Air Guitar Championships
Apr 30th
Brock: @iGexome: You’re dead to me. (via Twitter / Brock)
Apr 30th
Bucket ‘a Change = $101.43: This must be what rich...
Apr 29th
Brock: Just saw fire trucks and it smells like marshmallows (via Twitter / Brock)
Apr 29th
Brock: Dinner at Old Glory BBQ (via Twitter / Brock)
Apr 29th
lolkottke.org
Apr 28th
Follow the Finger?: Anyone else think the new Butterfinger...
Apr 28th
Brock: I just realized that it took me over a month to finish that book. What next? Palahniuk? ...
Apr 28th
Brock: I wish the girl with the irritating laugh wouldn’t hang out on a balcony near my...
Apr 28th
Brock: I always envisioned my Saturday evenings turning out to be much more exciting than they...
Apr 28th
Brock: Cashed in all my change today - want to guess how much it was? http://rurl.org/21k (via...
Apr 28th
Weird Coin - Front: I’m not sure where this penny is...
Apr 28th
Weird Coin - Back: I’m not sure where this penny is...
Apr 28th
Big hole in the pool: It started off smaller (via...
Apr 28th
Bucket ‘a Change!: About 1 1/4 inches of change...
Apr 28th
Bucket ‘a Change! (via BrockLi’s Photos)
Apr 28th
Bucket ‘a Change!: About 9.5 inches across (via...
Apr 28th
Ben Folds is opening for John Mayer?!: That’s a damn...
Apr 28th
Hole in the pool: Apparently the dirt below gave way or...
Apr 28th
Pool Cleaning: Notice that there’s no hole yet (via...
Apr 28th
Lava Lamp: I commandeered this from the office kitchen. (via...
Apr 28th
Union Station Duck: Saw this guy wandering around near Union...
Apr 28th
Brock: us kids know (via Twitter / Brock)
Apr 28th
Brock: 4:15 and I’m wide awake. I didn’t stay up late - I’ve already slept almost...
Apr 28th
Brock: Absolutely nothing has gone right this afternoon. (via Twitter / Brock)
Apr 27th
Brock: Firefox was crashing because I mixed up the order of arguments in a for loop. Don’t I...
Apr 27th
Brock: Dear iTunes EQ, Your “rock” setting isn’t rocky enough. (via Twitter /...
Apr 27th

I miss that car

Me: I feel I should mention that all three cars I've owned in my life time cost less than your mattress
Me: combined
Sarah: haha
Sarah: well
Sarah: its tempurepedic
Me: so was my 88 Escort
Apr 27th
Brock: Finally trying out jQuery. So far, I’ve managed to crash Firefox. (via Twitter /...
Apr 27th
Brock: @fotios: maybe I’ll even get half a stripper (via Twitter / Brock)
Apr 27th
Brock: It’s my half birthday - I’m 23 and a half going on 24. (via Twitter / Brock)
Apr 27th
Brock: DC folks - tomorrow is Learn-a-palooza: http://rurl.org/1za (via Twitter / Brock)
Apr 27th
Brock: Iggy Pop turned 60 this week. (via Twitter / Brock)
Apr 27th
Brock: If you’re username on iTunes includes Blink-182, I will immediately ignore your...
Apr 27th
Brock: I don’t know what gnocchis are made of but they’re delicious! (via Twitter /...
Apr 26th
Brock: I’m in ur kitchen, cookin ur gnocchis (via Twitter / Brock)
Apr 26th
Dog owners 'fleeced' in poodle scam |...
Apr 26th
Warch Watch
An unbelievably cool version of Toto’s Africa
Apr 26th
Brock: I love Arcade Fire’s No Cars Go. Love it like I haven’t loved a song...
Apr 26th
Brock: BTW, that bonsai I was trying to keep alive went in the trash the other day. I guess they...
Apr 26th
Brock: My building finally switched over from heat to AC, so my room won’t be 82 degrees...
Apr 25th
Brock: Off to a meeting at the pub - it’s my kind of meeting (via Twitter / Brock)
Apr 25th
Brock: Just heard I was approved for the new apartment, meaning my credit score isn’t THAT...
Apr 25th
Brock: It’s possible that The Darkness’ Permission to Land is the greatest debut album...
Apr 25th
Brock: @coley: I hate being forced to wear pants too. @everyone else: I’ve got some...
Apr 25th
Brock: Wishing I could time travel (via Twitter / Brock)
Apr 25th
Warch Watch
I wish I could pull that off
Apr 25th
Brock: Addendum to Grindhouse being awesome: I want to marry Zoe Bell (via Twitter / Brock)
Apr 25th
Brock: Grindhouse: fucking awesome. (via Twitter / Brock)
Apr 25th
Brock: Want to see Grindhouse tonight? 8pm at The Uptown (via Twitter / Brock)
Apr 24th
Brock: I am deeply suspicious of anyone over the age of 18 who still listens to Linkin Park. (via...
Apr 24th
Brock: I hereby commit this code in the name of Subversion! (via Twitter / Brock)
Apr 24th
Brock: Have you ever had to pee, but just didn’t feel like getting up to go do it? ...
Apr 24th
Brock: It’s so frustrating when someone leaves you a voice message with some news, but you...
Apr 23rd
Brock: My room is waaaay too warm for sleeping. Reading for a bit. (via Twitter / Brock)
Apr 23rd
Brock: I have Arcade Fire’s Neon Bible stuck in my head, but for some reason, I keep singing,...
Apr 23rd
“Charles Sackrey talks about a class-related study at Cornell...”
— Alfred Lubrano in Limbo: Blue...
Apr 23rd
This American Life Completes Documentation Of...
Apr 23rd
Overheard in the Office | Donnie Only...
Apr 23rd
I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER?
Apr 23rd
Brock: Shit, the library’s used book sale was LAST weekend. Now I need to wait another six...
Apr 23rd
Brock: Who wants to buy me a MacBook? (via Twitter / Brock)
Apr 22nd
Brock: Lovely evening for a stroll back to the metro (via Twitter / Brock)
Apr 22nd
Brock: I think I pinched a nerve in my shoulder, because it hurts like a bitch (via Twitter / Brock)
Apr 22nd
Brock: I’m not sure what I did, but 20 applications are trying to launch on my iBook right...
Apr 22nd
Brock: Dude, I miss living with you (via Twitter / Brock)
Apr 21st
Brock: Might get drunk twice today. I deserve it! Time for dinner & a nap so I’m ready...
Apr 21st
Brock: Little bit drunk, playing croquet (via Twitter / Brock)
Apr 21st
Brock: It’s perfect outside today (via Twitter / Brock)
Apr 21st
Brock: Looking for a good address book. If you don’t read my blog, please:...
Apr 21st
Brock: Got some ideas. Need more time. (via Twitter / Brock)
Apr 21st
Brock: Who the hell keeps watching Mind of Mencia? (via Twitter / Brock)
Apr 20th
Where Is Atheism When Bad Things Happen? -...
Apr 20th
Brock: Pet peeve: people who dial with speakerphone, then noisily pickup the receiver when I answer....
Apr 20th
Brock: Reminder: e-mail this motherfucker later - http://rurl.org/1l3 (via Twitter / Brock)
Apr 20th
Brock: Why can’t I find anything about this Timothy Ferriss dude? (via Twitter / Brock)
Apr 20th
Brock: I think I’m the only one who laughs at jokes in my blog. I was just re-reading...
Apr 20th
Brock: Just saw a guy riding a tandem bike alone. How sad. (via Twitter / Brock)
Apr 19th
Brock: Commandeered a lava lamp that’s been sitting in the kitchen. My office is way groovier...
Apr 19th
Brock: I’m starting to see why everyone’s been fawning over the Arcade Fire for the past...
Apr 19th
Brock: Ctrl+Alt+Chicken is the only cooking show I’ve ever enjoyed. (via Twitter / Brock)
Apr 19th
Brock: Maybe no one will notice the blue dot on my shirt where I dropped my un-capped pen. Shhhhhhh...
Apr 19th
Brock: Chelsea Handler is way funnier than anyone else who has been on Thank God You’re Here...
Apr 18th
Brock: yyyyyeah, it’s time to leave the office. (via Twitter / Brock)
Apr 18th
Brock: I’ve been watching a bunch of podcasts lately and I keep thinking, “Shit, I could...
Apr 18th
Ridiculous Rube-Goldergian machine
Apr 18th
Brock: If your e-mail sig includes your name in a large, purple, scripty font, I won’t be...
Apr 18th
Marijuana May Fight Lung Cancer at Dethroner
Apr 18th
Brock: Nine of hours of sleep? Incredibly refreshing. (via Twitter / Brock)
Apr 18th
The Landlord
Apr 17th
Brock: I really should have picked up some smokes (via Twitter / Brock)
Apr 16th
Brock: When I get really bad news, my arms start working and I find it difficult to support the...
Apr 16th
Brock: Very windy, got a leaf in my mouth (via Twitter / Brock)
Apr 16th
Brock: I can’t believe I haven’t been watching Diggnation (via Twitter / Brock)
Apr 16th
Brock: Yesterday went much better than today has. (via Twitter / Brock)
Apr 16th
Brock: Got audio to work in my FLVs. Suck it, ffmpeg! (via Twitter / Brock)
Apr 16th
Brock: I got a lot done today. Thankfully, it was reasonably mindless stuff, so I’ve been...
Apr 15th
Brock: Got the Whalers on the Moon song stuck in my head (via Twitter / Brock)
Apr 15th
Brock: Owww - rug burn from rasslin with Girard (via Twitter / Brock)
Apr 15th
Brock: Metro home from Shady Grove takes forever. Waiting at Chinatown… (via Twitter / Brock)
Apr 15th
Brock: Heading home in the rain after an awesome evening (via Twitter / Brock)
Apr 15th
Brock: It’s a good night - over at nate’s (via Twitter / Brock)
Apr 15th
Brock: Maryland is weird (via Twitter / Brock)
Apr 14th
Brock: Going to a pirate bAARRRR (via Twitter / Brock)
Apr 14th
Brock: Because I’m an idiot and was chewing gum, I just bit my tongue harder than you can...
Apr 14th
Brock: I hate working on Saturday. I should be lying on the couch or something. (via Twitter /...
Apr 14th
Brock: Is everyone else sick of seeing the trailer for The Invisible? (via Twitter / Brock)
Apr 14th
Brock: Dear Nickelback, putting firemen in your video doesn’t make the song not suck. (via...
Apr 14th
Brock: I don’t understand people that friend thousands of people on Twitter. If you spam,...
Apr 13th
Brock: Check it out, I figured out the unix (via Twitter / Brock)
Apr 13th
Brock: Just met a potential roommate - the brass bust of Ronald Reagan did not give me good...
Apr 13th
Brock: I haven’t had a smoke in two days and my lungs hurt. (via Twitter / Brock)
Apr 13th

Wow, you're a dork

Sarah: oh haha
Sarah: you'll appreciate this
Sarah: i got in a huge fight with ryan in my sleep two nights ago
Sarah: i woke himi up screaming at him that he screwed up gmail forwarding
Sarah: i kinda remember it but not really
Me: hahahaaaa
Me: gmail forwarding?!
Me: I love it
Sarah: i have no idea
Sarah: i was telling him afterwards
Sarah: its like "you know you're a nerd when..."
Apr 13th
Brock: Don’t feel bad Rudy, I don’t know how much a gallon of milk costs either (mostly...
Apr 13th

Probably

Co-worker: Oh, it's my birthday! THAT's why I got all those text messages at midnight!
Apr 13th
Brock: Is it bad that last night’s dream prominently featured Twitter? (via Twitter / Brock)
Apr 13th
Brock: Does anyone else read their newsreader thinking that all the cool stuff happens in SF? Maybe...
Apr 12th
Brock: I just discovered that I’ve run out of cigarrettes. NOT. FUCKING. COOL. (via Twitter...
Apr 12th
Brock: It’s closet clean-out night! (via Twitter / Brock)
Apr 12th
Brock: Does anyone else ever leave a conversation thinking, “I sounded like a crazy...
Apr 12th
Brock: How can Dodge afford to keep introducing new models? PS: the Avenger is back (via Twitter /...
Apr 12th
Grindhouse to be sawn in two?
Apr 12th
Brock: Office is empty, so I can listen to Jim Gaffigan and laugh loud (via Twitter / Brock)
Apr 12th
“I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one...”
— Stephen Henry Roberts
Apr 12th
Brock: There’s a sushi buffet right by my place and I had on idea (via Twitter / Brock)
Apr 12th
Brock: I cut myself shaving, but not my face or neck - I sliced open my finger. Who does that? (via...
Apr 12th
defective yeti: Job Titles You Could Put in...
Apr 11th
Warch Watch
Why aren’t there a few thousand of these in Iraq?
Apr 11th
Brock: Finally heading home (via Twitter / Brock)
Apr 11th
Brock: Still at the office. Heading home shortly, because I’m hungry and there’s some...
Apr 11th
Brock: I seem to know a lot of people that want to move to San Francisco. (via Twitter / Brock)
Apr 11th

Jesus Songs

Coley: jesus loves the little chiiiilldrennnn
Me: oh
Me: my god
Coley: LOL
Me: do you realize what you've just done to me?
Coley: hahaaa, no
Coley: what
Me: do you know how long it took me to get This Little Light of Mine out of my head the other day?
Coley: omg, i *still* get that stuck in my head from time to time
Me: i hope you do now
Me: forever
Coley: hide that shit under a bushel, NO
Me: you can sing that while I sing jesus loves the little chilDREN!
Apr 11th
New Books: …that I’ve been meaning to get for a...
Apr 10th