Brock: Liquor store by new apt does beer/liquor tasting every Friday. I win! (via Twitter / Brock)
May 31st
Brock: I think I walked past Alberto Gonzales on my way home from work yesterday. Should have...
May 31st
Brock: Wait, Justine took over justin.tv? Where have I been? (via Twitter / Brock)
May 31st
Brock: Watching people write left-handed still weirds me out. Just ain’t natural! (via...
May 31st
Brock: Lisa Loeb on the store radio, makes of think of the Grillbillies (via Twitter / Brock)
May 30th
Brock: still just wanna drink beer and play atari (via Twitter / Brock)
May 30th
Brock: Not sure what I’m allergic to, but there’s a lot of it about this week. (via...
May 30th
Brock: Got used to converting PDT to EDT, and now when I try to go the other way
I keep thinking...
May 29th
Brock: Gnarly headache. The kind that makes you want a nap. (via Twitter / Brock)
May 29th
Guess who got a new toy? (via Photos from BrockLi)
May 29th
Brock: As of today, I’ve been working here for 18 months. (via Twitter / Brock)
May 29th
Brock: got me a new toy (via Twitter / Brock)
May 29th
Brock: Suddenly feeling very drained. Blaming the fruit I had for breakfast. I knew that was a bad...
May 29th
Brock: We’re whalers on the moon, we carry a harpoon (via Twitter / Brock)
May 29th
Brock: FYI, cashews are way better roasted than raw. (via Twitter / Brock)
May 29th
Brock: First day back in the office from SF, I went to the deli and got a banana and some nuts. ...
May 29th
Brock: Got used to developing on my Mac while I was in SF, and now I keep trying to use the wrong...
May 29th
Brock: Street lights outside my window give my room an eerie yellow glow (via Twitter / Brock)
May 28th
Brock: Everything in the new apt. Few boxes still packed, but I’m beat. Watching TV. (via...
May 28th
Brock: You never realize how much stuff you’ve got till you move into a smaller apartment....
May 28th
Brock: Excluding furniture, I think my books make up half the mass of all I own. (via Twitter /...
May 28th
Brock: Cleaning old apt, sneezing lots from dust (via Twitter / Brock)
May 28th
Brock: The Dukes of Hazzard movies was a complete bastardization, and The Dukes: The Beginning is...
May 27th
Brock: I’m going to miss this pool-view apartment. Also, bikini season. (via Twitter / Brock)
May 27th
Brock: Rolling Thunder is today - tons of bikes out (via Twitter / Brock)
May 27th
Brock: need more sleep (via Twitter / Brock)
May 27th
Brock: Pulled a muscle moving furniture around today. Owwwwww (via Twitter / Brock)
May 27th
Brock: Mostly done packing, aside from the last-minute “just toss it in a damn trash bag fer...
May 26th
Brock: Taking a break to watch My Name is Earl (via Twitter / Brock)
May 26th
Brock: Anyone who’s been following craiglist has watched all my stuff get cheaper and wind up...
May 26th
Brock: Scratch that, now it won’t boot either. (via Twitter / Brock)
May 26th
Brock: PC will boot, but won’t respond to keyboard, mouse, or power button. Want to buy it? ...
May 26th
Brock: Wondering why I kept this wrapped-up, chewed piece of Big Red (via Twitter / Brock)
May 26th
Brock: Just came across my 2004 CSH Yearbook. Wasting time with it. (via Twitter / Brock)
May 26th
Brock: Just found a credit card receipt for $7.90 from the deli by work. From Jan 6, 2006. Good...
May 26th
Brock: Just found 8 $50 savings bonds I thought I had cashed in years ago. Thanks grandma! (via...
May 26th
Brock: While packing, I’ve come across a lot of stuff still packed from last year’s...
May 26th
Brock: Hardest part of packing is deciding where to start. Decided to start with a nap. (via...
May 26th
Brock: Finally going to sleep in my own bed (via Twitter / Brock)
May 26th
Brock: My PC just stopped understanding my digital camera. Lovely. (via Twitter / Brock)
May 26th
Brock: Buy my shit on craigslist. (via Twitter / Brock)
May 26th
Brock: Girl in front of me spent the flight telling the guy next to her about her cat (via Twitter /...
May 25th
Brock: Airport bartenders never seem like real bartenders (via Twitter / Brock)
May 25th
Brock: Feeling out of it. Stuck in St Louis an extra hour (via Twitter / Brock)
May 25th
Brock: Off to the airport (via Twitter / Brock)
May 25th
Brock: Full of glee - I get to go home today! (via Twitter / Brock)
May 25th
Brock: FYI, two in’s in my last tweet were supposed to be go’s. Silly T9. (via Twitter...
May 25th
Brock: People in SF in outside the bar to smoke a bowl the same way people in DC in out to smoke a...
May 24th
Brock: Today’s pretty much been on par with the last week. (via Twitter / Brock)
May 24th
Brock: The people in all the cubicles around me are on the phone or talking to each other over the...
May 24th
Brock: Anybody got the Children of Men soundtrack? Last time I checked, you couldn’t get...
May 24th
Brock: I think I may wet myself with glee if my VPN stays connected for more than 16 minutes (via...
May 23rd
Brock: Oh so many things pissing me off today (via Twitter / Brock)
May 23rd
Brock: Damn VPN keeps crapping out (via Twitter / Brock)
May 23rd
Brock: 14 days in a hotel and I’m actually kinda homesick. Never saw that coming. 2 more...
May 23rd
Brock: Earlier tonight, I met one of the last guys to leave Alcatrz. I bought his book. He signed...
May 22nd
Brock: This just in - I an drunk. (via Twitter / Brock)
May 22nd
Brock: Journey on the bar jukebox (via Twitter / Brock)
May 21st
Brock: Baseball is such a stupid sport. (via Twitter / Brock)
May 21st
Brock: Really tempted to bum a smoke (via Twitter / Brock)
May 21st
Brock: Love these Internet jukeboxes (via Twitter / Brock)
May 21st
Brock: Back at Red Jack Saloon - again. really like this place (via Twitter / Brock)
May 21st
Urban Burger Company: I Might Move to...
May 21st
Brock: Did somebody do something stupid on CSH’s web server? (via Twitter / Brock)
May 21st
Brock: Brock Li gonna have to choke a bitch. (via Twitter / Brock)
May 21st
Brock: If you don’t bother putting a subject on your e-mail, I might not bother reading it....
May 21st
Brock: Internet at hotel is down. I feel lost. (via Twitter / Brock)
May 20th
Brock: Having lunch on the sidewalk across from Bushman (via Twitter / Brock)
May 20th
Brock: I finally found Bushman (via Twitter / Brock)
May 20th
Brock: Five weeks without a smoke, I think (via Twitter / Brock)
May 20th
Brock: Back at the Red Jack Saloon - I like this place (via Twitter / Brock)
May 20th
Brock: Could hear Flogging Molly playing on my way to the MUNI stop. Kind of wish I had gone to...
May 19th
Brock: Am I the only one that isn’t too impressed with Twitterific? (via Twitter / Brock)
May 19th
What the hell is that thing?: This thing is in my shower....
May 19th
What the hell is that thing?: This thing is in my shower....
May 19th
I just like this building (via BrockLi’s Photos)
May 19th
Lift it, cuz fat chicks can’t jump!: In the parking...
May 19th
My view for two weeks: Could be better (via BrockLi’s...
May 19th
My room for two weeks: Not bad, eh? (via BrockLi’s...
May 19th
My room for two weeks: Not bad, eh? (via BrockLi’s...
May 19th
On the SFO AirTrain (via BrockLi’s Photos)
May 19th
Brock: Thinking about renting a motor scooter in lieu of a motorcycle. I’d look silly, but...
May 19th
Brock: Motor scooter rental place has ONE motorcycle at a good price…but the clutch cable is...
May 19th
Brock: I wonder if more people wish they could have been around for more of the 80’s (via...
May 19th
Brock: OK, Breakfast Club with the other-people-dub-naughty-words kinda sucks (via Twitter / Brock)
May 19th
Brock: Breakfast Club on USA. I know what i’m doing tonight. (via Twitter / Brock)
May 19th
Brock: Place by the hotel rents motor scooters. Tonight they had a motorcycle on the floor. Going...
May 19th
Brock: That fella had a lot of fishin stories…or he was crazy. Not sure (via Twitter / Brock)
May 19th
Brock: When I’m alone in a bar in someone else’s city, I read old text messages (via...
May 18th
Brock: SF friends: know any dives in the city that do punk shows? (via Twitter / Brock)
May 18th
Brock: @ryandoherty: My Atheist Alliance name is Jesuseater! (via Twitter / Brock)
May 18th
Brock: @ryandoherty It’s an ALLIANCE of Atheists, not an ALLEGIANCE. Sheesh, it’s not...
May 18th
Brock: Atheist Alliance International is having a conference right by my apt in Sept (via Twitter /...
May 18th
Brock: Seriously ready to hurl the iBook through the nearest wall. Whose idea was it to quit...
May 18th
Brock: Dear VPN connection, Let’s work together today, ok? Hearts, Brock (via Twitter /...
May 18th
Brock: I wish I knew how I wound up with this Honkeytonk Homeslice MP3 (via Twitter / Brock)
May 18th
Brock: @ryandoherty It kinda seems like the “it’s too cold out today” negates the...
May 18th
Brock: Forgot about Maker Faire this weekend. So many things going on, I hope I don’t wind up...
May 18th
Brock: Spotted two mullets on my way to work. I’ll have to check my Tarot cards, but I think...
May 18th
Brock: OOOOOOLD episode of South Park is on. Man it’s bad. (via Twitter / Brock)
May 18th
Zombies
Me: hey, you're a girlMe: among girls
Me: when looking for a guy
Me: how important is the guy's ability to fend off zombies in the event of an outbreak?
Me: because I've heard "very"
Sarah: haha
Sarah: VERY Important
Sarah: like
Me: good
Sarah: thats in my top 3
Sarah: if a guy cant fend off zombies
Sarah: i date him like hot cakes
Me: because I feel pretty good about my zombie-fending skills
May 18th
Brock: Holy shit, did the Office really end like I think it did? (via Twitter / Brock)
May 17th
Brock: Does the world really need a movie about a surfing penguin? (via Twitter / Brock)
May 17th
Brock: Just ran into justin.tv (via Twitter / Brock)
May 17th
Brock: Why do I prefer to work from the hotel? Because I don’t have to wear pants there. ...
May 17th
Brock: I’ve had more caffeine this afternoon than in the two weeks prior. I feel twitchy....
May 17th
Brock: Dear Wolfowitz, You’re still a douchebag. Love, Brock. (via Twitter / Brock)
May 17th
Brock: @ryandoherty I like it! We’re gonna decorate it…for Jesus. (via Twitter / Brock)
May 17th
Brock: @ryandoherty Goood Pooockeeet (via Twitter / Brock)
May 17th
Brock: No one told me Flogging Molly is playing the Oyster and Beer Festival here Saturday. Seems...
May 17th
Brock: Even though I’m having a crappy day, I can still think, “Well, at least Jerry...
May 17th
Brock: iBook seems to get even warmer every day. Is that a bad sign? (via Twitter / Brock)
May 17th
Brock: The season finale of Scrubs tonight really should be the series finale. Let the sick horse...
May 17th
Brock: Let it be known that I made an honest effort to use the gym while in SF, but they closed it...
May 17th
Brock: It’s become clear that going to SF for vacation is way more fun than going to SF for...
May 17th
Brock: It only took me four days, but I finally figured out how to make OpenOffice print my...
May 16th
Brock: Lost my sunglasses. This is why I buy the $10 pairs at Target (Brady, I’m looking at...
May 16th
Brock: I love how every episode of House is advertised as the MOST UNBELIEVABLE EPISODE YET! ...
May 16th
Brock: Am I the only person that thinks the Aquarius finale of 40 Year Old Virgin was fucking...
May 16th
Brock: Hotel only gets about a dozen channels, but HBO is one of them! 40 Year-Old Virgin is on...
May 15th
Brock: Today could have gone about 14 times better than it did. (via Twitter / Brock)
May 15th
Brock: Just found a tag from the hotel laundry service safety-pinned to the sleeve of my undershirt....
May 15th
Brock: I wind up with an enormous number of coins when I travel. (via Twitter / Brock)
May 15th
Brock: Superfreak on the jukebox and all I can think is Little Miss Sunshine (via Twitter / Brock)
May 15th
Brock: I think I’m the only person in SF without a Blackberry (via Twitter / Brock)
May 15th
Brock: I think I found the local dive. couple pints, then back to work. (via Twitter / Brock)
May 15th
Brock: There’s a lot of bikers in this town - both pedal-pedal bikers and vroom-vroom bikers....
May 15th
Brock: 6 days in the city and I haven’t seen one cop. Not sure if that’s a good thing...
May 15th
Brock: Never thought mustard and pickles would be good on chicken salad, but an accident in the deli...
May 15th
Brock: No one seems to be mourning Falwell in the least. Not that I will - just pointing it out....
May 15th
Brock: iBook pissing me off a lot. Might just go buy a damn macbook. (via Twitter / Brock)
May 15th
Brock: I only just realized that the D&D geek on Reno 911 is Oswalt Patton (via Twitter / Brock)
May 15th
Brock: Just got back to the hotel to find clean laundry waiting. This is the only time my Dropkick...
May 15th
Brock: Just came from dinner and drinks with Brady. We had a nice chat, and I’m a little...
May 14th
Brock: Lots of bikers in SF (via Twitter / Brock)
May 14th
Brock: I used to organize my buddy list by where I met people, but it’s starting to be easier...
May 14th
Brock: I need a new laptop. This 3 year-old iBook just isn’t going to cut it anymore. (via...
May 14th
Brock: My net connection couldn’t be worse right now (via Twitter / Brock)
May 14th
Brock: It’s kinda chilly in here (via Twitter / Brock)
May 14th
Brock: At a farmers market (via Twitter / Brock)
May 13th
Brock: Ate a whole boatload of sushi tonight (via Twitter / Brock)
May 13th
Brock: Just realized I haven’t had a cigarette in four weeks. (via Twitter / Brock)
May 12th
Brock: Listening to Barenaked Ladies, which is a little weird because I haven’t really heard...
May 12th
Brock: Sitting on the balcony, people below are grilling. Droool (via Twitter / Brock)
May 12th
Brock: San Jose is pretty today (via Twitter / Brock)
May 12th
Brock: Stupid caltrain is supposed to have wi-fi (via Twitter / Brock)
May 12th
Brock: Just realized I left a magazine in the plane. I had finished reading it, but I feel bad for...
May 12th
“Is god willing to prevent evil but not able? Then he is...”
— Epicurus, 342-271 BCE (stolen...
— Epicurus, 342-271 BCE (stolen...
May 12th
Brock: I just accidentally watched Dr. Phil for like 8 minutes (via Twitter / Brock)
May 11th
Brock: I’ve learned that a line of bikes doesn’t mean biker bar, it means motorcycle...
May 11th
Brock: Note: avoid walking past glass-walled conference rooms while meetings are taking place or...
May 11th
Brock: It’s just the rebels, sir. They’re here. (via Twitter / Brock)
May 11th
Brock: Not sure what I did to my shoulder, but it huuuurts. (via Twitter / Brock)
May 11th
Brock: Teriyaki chicken over rice AND a vitamin water for $4.25? I love this town. (via Twitter /...
May 11th
Brock: Christopher Hitchins is speaker at Politics & Prose bookstore in DC tonight, and...
May 10th
Brock: I can print from Zend (sometimes), but not from Mail or TextMate. Lame. (via Twitter /...
May 10th
Brock: Couldn’t find a sushi place near FISHERMAN’S WHARF. Had salmon stuffed with crab...
May 10th
Brock: I think its going to be impossible to find a hoodie that doesnt say Alcatraz (via Twitter /...
May 9th
Brock: Made it to the hotel. Staying here for 16 nights. Glad I’m not paying for it. ...
May 9th
Brock: At SFO waiting for air train to get to BART (via Twitter / Brock)
May 9th
Brock: FYI: I’ll be staying at the Sheraton on Mason near Fishermans Wharf (via Twitter /...
May 9th
Brock: I think that woman was wearing a long men’s Oxford as a dress. (via Twitter / Brock)
May 9th
Brock: Anecdotal evidence suggests that I’m the only person that does NOT take an enormous...
May 9th
Brock: Resting up. It’s going to be one of those weeks, I ‘spect. (via Twitter / Brock)
May 9th
Brock: @sfriedlander: underpants is for squares (via Twitter / Brock)
May 9th
Brock: I very nearly forgot to pack socks (via Twitter / Brock)
May 9th
Brock: Tossing random handfuls of clothing into a bag. I sure hope there’s a washer and dryer...
May 8th
Brock: SF friends: guess who’s coming to town! Check the blog: http://rurl.org/2kx (via...
May 8th
Brock: Why do clients always wait till 5:45 to tell me they found critical bugs? (via Twitter /...
May 8th
Atheists go on the political offensive in...
May 8th
Brock: Does anyone else thing the Queens of the Stone Age single Sick Sick Sick sounds a lot like...
May 8th
Brock: No free singles on iTunes this week? What the fuck! (via Twitter / Brock)
May 8th
Brock: Apparently there’s like 7 firetrucks at the Pentagon City metro (via Twitter / Brock)
May 7th
Brock: Remember MP3.com like four years ago? Is there anything like that around these days? (via...
May 7th
Brock: Spent too much of my day fixing a client’s laptop (via Twitter / Brock)
May 7th
Brock: Lookit me! I’m the bum ‘a the future! (via Twitter / Brock)
May 6th
Brock: “I have three kids and no money. Why can’t I have no kids and three...
May 6th
Brock: That metro train smelled like a swamp (via Twitter / Brock)
May 6th
Clayton: It was the kind of party where two guys without...
May 6th
Jessie and Clayton: It was the kind of party where two guys...
May 6th
Three kegs of the good stuff! (via BrockLi’s Photos)
May 6th
Dancing on the pool table: With Anna (via BrockLi’s...
May 6th
Beer pong one way, Flipcup the other way (via...
May 6th
Brock: Got more invites for iminlikewithyou.com, who wants them? (via Twitter / Brock)
May 6th
Brock: No smoking tonight! (via Twitter / Brock)
May 6th
Brock: I’ve gone three weeks without a smoke but I really want one now (via Twitter / Brock)
May 6th
Brock: Party Im at is playing Scatman (via Twitter / Brock)
May 6th
Brock: Addendum: and one old guy who just set his pants on fire (via Twitter / Brock)
May 5th
Brock: There are a bunch of kids in a courtyard playing with those swingy fire things (via Twitter /...
May 5th
Brock: Gin Blossoms singer: Don’t worry, we’re going to do Hey Jealosy, it’s in...
May 5th
Brock: Hot Fuzz promoters gave me a sticker and took my pic for a website (via Twitter / Brock)
May 5th
Brock: I can hear the Gin Blossoms playing from the other side of a couple buildings (via Twitter /...
May 5th
Brock: Trades Joes has the nicest bathrooms I’ve ever seen in a grocery store (via Twitter /...
May 5th
Brock: the Gin Blossoms are playing behind my apt tomorrow afternoon - have they done anything since...
May 5th
Brock: The drunks are very friendly this time of night (via Twitter / Brock)
May 5th
Brock: Crystal City smells like Plates. Depressing to know I won’t get a plate, but it smells...
May 5th
Brock: Birds chirping at 2 am - very weird (via Twitter / Brock)
May 5th
Brock: How come I can never remember how to spell “restaurant”? (via Twitter / Brock)
May 5th
Brock: @iGexome: hahaa, Ass Dimples! (ps: if i were there in person, i’d write it on your...
May 5th
Brock: Anyone need an invite to iminlikewithyou.com? Apparently, giving these out will get me...
May 4th
Brock: Dear everyone: those “don’t buy gas on this Thursday” things don’t...
May 4th
Brock: I keep finding that there are a lot of people doing WAY cooler stuff than I am. (via Twitter...
May 4th
Brock: @coley: I TOTALLY forgot it was No Pants Day. Removing now… (via Twitter / Brock)
May 4th
Brock: Got some sushi, some rum & coke, and the My Super Ex-Girlfriend DVD. Time for a mindless...
May 4th
Brock: Didn’t get out by 6:30, but just before 7. Going home to make a drink and watch a...
May 4th
Brock: Still at the office. Should be out of here by 6:30. BETTER be out of here by 6:30. (via...
May 4th
Brock: Tomorrow, I think I’ll be kicking myself for not Craigslisting a ticket for...
May 4th
Brock: @iGexome: Redneck Manifesto? (via Twitter / Brock)
May 4th
Goatse God: My mom sent this to me this picture of...
May 4th
Brock: My 17 year old brother has Nickelback lyrics in his away message. Where did I go wrong with...
May 4th
Brock: Happy No Pants Day! (via Twitter / Brock)
May 4th
Brock: @ sarah and tristan: I will NOT be paying $175 for a parking spot, since I don’t have...
May 3rd
Brock: Parking spots at my new apartment are $175 per month (via Twitter / Brock)
May 3rd
Brock: After 2 fires earlier this week, seeing fire trucks worries me (via Twitter / Brock)
May 3rd
Brock: Heading off to the new apartment to sign paperwork and pay monies. (via Twitter / Brock)
May 3rd
Brock: I suppose that, every once in a while, I’m bound to spend a whole week fixing...
May 3rd
Brock: Just flicked a spider off me, and now I’m FREAKING OUT just a little bit. What if...
May 3rd
“At this point, Bush and Cheney have turned into the Dukes of...”
— Patton Oswalt
— Patton Oswalt
May 3rd
Brock: My Street Dogs t-shirts came today (via Twitter / Brock)
May 2nd
Brock: Reminder: find a cool coffee shop (via Twitter / Brock)
May 2nd
Brock: Just reserved a UHaul truck and they texted me a confirmation right after I hung up. Sweet....
May 2nd
Watch
Listen carefully at 45 seconds - a gentlemanly fight indeed!
May 2nd
YTMND - Breakup Letter, Dramatic reading
May 2nd
Brock: NSFW: Dramatic Reading of a Breakup Letter http://rurl.org/28y (via Twitter / Brock)
May 2nd
Brock: Ooh, tumblr got all pretty (via Twitter / Brock)
May 2nd
“Dude, you can’t take something off the...”
— Joe Rogan’s character on...
— Joe Rogan’s character on...
May 2nd
Brock: Apparently Digg exploded when I wasn’t looking. (via Twitter / Brock)
May 2nd
Brock: It smells springy out today (via Twitter / Brock)
May 2nd
Brock: Didn’t get much coding done, because I don’t know what needs coded. Going to...
May 1st
Brock: Just realized the new TV generates a LOT of heat…right in front of the thermostat. No...
May 1st
Brock: More coding. Tonight, I’ll be assisted by Killian’s, since I’m out of Coke...
May 1st
Brock: The main ingredients in cornbread are corn and delicious. And milk. (via Twitter / Brock)
May 1st
Atheism: Contemporary Rates and Patterns
May 1st
Brock: Holy crap, I totally forgot to check new releases on iTunes today (via Twitter / Brock)
May 1st
Brock: I just used the term “turfed” and my co-worker called me out for stealing it from...
May 1st
Brock: Wanna play an internet game? http://rurl.org/26m (via Twitter / Brock)
May 1st
Brock: It’s been four years since Mission Accomplished! Huzzahs all around! Good work,...
May 1st
Brock: Cause it’s the first of May, first of May / Outdoor fucking starts today...
May 1st