Brock

2009

June 82
May 50
April 52
March 56
January 61

2008

June 35
May 81
April 53
March 95
January 86

2007

October 126
September 123
August 165
July 225
June 233
May 238
April 140
March
February
January
Brock: It’s a Pearl Jam-y morning (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 31st
Brock: Accidentally turned off AC last night. No wonder it’s so hot in hur. (via Twitter /...
Aug 30th
Brock: Finding it fantastically difficult to keep from telling this woman to go fuck herself. (via...
Aug 30th
Brock: I don’t know if I can wait two more weeks for the Always Sunny premiere (via Twitter /...
Aug 30th
Warch Watch
How to be the Perfect Girlfriend - the funniest video I’ve seen in a while  
Aug 30th
Brock: Just talked to youngest brother: my efforts to liberalize and atheize him are going better...
Aug 29th
Brock: @girlhack: Never been. Want to couch surf for a few weeks. (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 29th
Brock: Anybody want to take a cross-country road trip with me? Seems I need to visit LA. (via...
Aug 29th
Brock: Observation: I feel much better at the end of the day when I don’t spend it guzzling...
Aug 29th
Brock: Atheism: It’s like being gay in the 80’s. (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 29th
Brock: The lady at my dentist’s office is way friendlier that almost everyone else I have to...
Aug 29th
Brock: Isn’t Warner Independent an oxymoron? (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 29th
Brock: Paul McCartney single free on iTunes this week. It’s pretty awful. Redeemed by free...
Aug 29th
Warch Watch
Urban Acrobats - these guys are unbelievable
Aug 29th
Brock: It’s a Super Taranta kind of morning (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 29th
Brock: Feeling like crap this morning. Decided to blame the salad and apple I had for dinner. They...
Aug 29th
Brock: What’s wrong with my joints? Knee clicks when I walk down stairs, and my jaw keeps...
Aug 28th
Brock: No amount of lolcats will make me hate this woman less. (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 28th
Brock: Folks at RIT: Has anyone snagged the iPhone kid for CSH yet? (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 28th
Brock: @AmazingSyco: Story of my life. (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 28th
Brock: Dropping Against Me DVD in my bag so I can watch concert videos while I code tomorrow (via...
Aug 27th
Brock: Metro seems to be on fire again. Another cab ride home, this time with Jeff (via Twitter /...
Aug 27th
Brock: Wish my dad wouldn’t call in the middle of the day to scare the christ out of me (via...
Aug 27th
Brock: Gonzales AND Rove are out? Time for nekkid dancing in the streets, methinks (via Twitter /...
Aug 27th
Brock: Know how many concerts I’m missing because of biz trips in the next couple months?...
Aug 27th
Brock: I guess Kidder and I weren’t the only ones inconvenienced last night:...
Aug 27th
Brock: Lovely weekend till I called my mom and she terrified me a bit (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 26th
Brock: Metro broke, stranded in Crystal City, having a pint with Kidder (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 26th
Brock: Full of glee (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 26th
Warch Watch
2007 Hipster Olympics
Aug 25th
Brock: Napped away my afternoon, feeling kind of out of it (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 25th
Brock: “are you drunk?” “no. well, yes.” (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 25th
Brock: There’s lotsa people I like in mah livin room (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 25th
Brock: Graham’s drunk (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 25th
Brock: I don’t think I’m supposed to be in this building (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 24th
Brock: New license pic makes of look like a convict (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 24th
Brock: FUCK THA PO-LICE: http://tinyurl.com/29gojg (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 24th
Brock: Tonight: Arrested Development. Tomorrow: DC Driver’s License and blood-giving. And...
Aug 23rd
Brock: Shit, is that another salmon bone in my throat? (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 23rd
Brock: The Red Hot Chili Peppers have been playing together for TWENTY FOUR years. Chew on that....
Aug 23rd
Brock: I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Pearl Jam’s Ten is the best...
Aug 23rd
Brock: I’ve always liked songs with lots of clapping (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 23rd
Brock: Not, “I’d like a nap,” more, “I don’t think I can presently do...
Aug 23rd
Brock: WANT LUNCH STOP CALLING ME (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 23rd
Brock: @AmazingSyco: newb (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 23rd
Brock: Ever have a dream where you’re running around all night and wake up exhausted? Lovely....
Aug 23rd
Brock: Singing out loud a lot today. No care. (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 22nd
Brock: @Cheston: I’ll mention it at our next meeting. (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 22nd

Sleep tight!

Her: so how's your day going?
Me: you know those days where you never actually get around to what you're supposed to do because you keep being ambushed by other shit?
Me: like that
Me: and the other shit that ambushes you is, like, angry bears
Me: bears with brass knuckles
Her: bears with brass knuckles...
Her: that's the stuff Stephen Colbert's nightmares are made of
Aug 22nd
Brock: Latest New Pornographers album is a dissappointment (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 22nd
Brock: Kind of wish Regina Spektor would quit wandering into my world view and get back to doing...
Aug 22nd
Brock: Sometimes, I really really like the people in my life. And sometimes you’re all...
Aug 21st
Brock: GTD Project Rock Star - next action: learn to play power chords/use whammy bar (via Twitter /...
Aug 21st
Brock: Managed to string and tune my own damn guitar. Pretty proud ‘a myself. Still only...
Aug 21st
Brock: Stringing guitar ain’t easy (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 21st
Brock: Deeeeep breaths, everyone. If my wireless mouse is lodged in the drywall, it won’t be...
Aug 21st
Brock: Ensuring middle-aged deafness (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 21st
Brock: If I had to pick a company logo to be tattooed on me, I’d go with Utilikilt’s...
Aug 21st
Brock: Making an honest effort to be a better person. Also, to drink some tea, but the machine is...
Aug 21st
Brock: Man, I hope this rock star thing works out (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 21st
Brock: GTD Project Rock Star - next action: buy strings for guitar (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 20th
Brock: Currently solicting tattoo proposals (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 20th
Brock: Never seen a load average above 9 on a Linux server before (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 20th
Brock: New Pornographers album has been pre-ordered, and tomorrow will be musical. (via Twitter /...
Aug 20th
Brock: It’s a Kaiser Chief-y kind of day (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 20th
Brock: Feel like someone spent the night punching me in the ribs (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 20th
Brock: I just want to eat a whole bunch of E and hug everyone. (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 19th
Brock: Sudden intense desire for Red Rose tea, and a porcelain elephant. (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 19th
Brock: It’s uncharacteristically beautiful out, so I’m going to watch some TV, have a...
Aug 18th
Brock: Brownies by mail? Brilliant! (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 17th
Brock: @xypotion: That’s ridiculous - everyone knows Batman and Harry Potter are mortal...
Aug 17th
Brock: Against Me will be dancing around SF the week I’m there, but not actually stopping IN...
Aug 17th
Brock: GTD Project Rock Star - next action: buy guitar. (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 17th
Brock: It’s 9:30 and I’m trying desperately to get out of the office (via Twitter /...
Aug 16th
Brock: Animal I Have Become by Three Days Grace is a guilty pleasure I’m ashamed to admit....
Aug 16th
Brock: I’ve got tasty apples numnumnum (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 15th
Brock: My day seems much better after some time at the gym. Seems like I should do that every day....
Aug 15th
Brock: Didn’t realize I had to register my AppleCare Protection Plan. Whoopsidoodle (via...
Aug 15th
Brock: Possibly the funniest Diggnation ever (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 15th
Brock: Hate getting to the metro and realizing I didn’t grab a magazine (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 15th
Brock: Simpsons is on the tivo! (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 14th
Brock: Roommate is making super garlicy tomato sauce. Garlic ahoy! (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 14th
Brock: Halloween candy already? Seriously? (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 14th
Brock: Days like this are why I have a “Loud” playlist in iTunes (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 14th
Brock: Oh, what I would give to run away as a roadie for some two-bit band (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 14th
Brock: Save me göd! (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 14th
Brock: I got near 12 years of This American Life to catch up on. Ready go! (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 14th
Brock: Tell it, Ira Glass! (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 14th
Brock: I think I might just go throw up for a little bit. (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 14th
Brock: Weird to get home from a pub in VA and think, “God, my clothes reek of cigarette...
Aug 13th
Brock: Feel like I should get a dog so I can meet my neighbors (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 13th
Brock: Reminder: green dry erase marker smells like burning electronics. Do not use. (via Twitter /...
Aug 13th
Brock: Dear everyone: thanks for mostly leaving me alone so I could get stuff done today. Hearts,...
Aug 13th
Brock: The british confound me (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 13th
Brock: I have a divot in my head, like someone hit me with a nine-iron. I’ve decided to blame...
Aug 13th
Brock: Really drained again today. I think the last few weeks are catching up with me (via Twitter...
Aug 13th
Brock: “Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a truck this morning.” (via Twitter /...
Aug 12th
Brock: Just passed a guy in a Dinosaur BBQ t (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 12th
Brock: @carmv: I love tube tops! (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 12th
Brock: Slept in a bunch, and now I’m hopping back in bed to read. Good start to Sunday. (via...
Aug 12th
Brock: A lot of “this song is about how things are fucked up” (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 11th
Brock: Off to Different Kind of Dude feminist punk show (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 11th
Brock: Wish I had time for a nap today (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 11th
Brock: Remember how I moved two months ago? Finally unpacking the last of my crap. (via Twitter /...
Aug 11th
Brock: Seems everybody’s working today, but that doesn’t make me happier about it (via...
Aug 11th
Brock: Do surgeons play music in the OR like they do in Scrubs? (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 11th
Brock: workworkwork (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 11th
Brock: What a terrible Friday. Leave the office after 7, then spend nearly three hours working from...
Aug 10th
Brock: Office is strangely active for 7pm on a Friday (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 10th
Brock: Feeling very Woody Allen today (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 10th
Brock: From the Eternal Sunshine director: Be Kind, Rewind http://tinyurl.com/2xuq93 (via Twitter /...
Aug 10th
Brock: I just want to go back to bed for about 12 hour (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 10th
Brock: Feel like I’ve been hit by a truck. A truck made of beer. (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 10th
Brock: Killers on the jukebox a lot tonight (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 9th
Brock: Apparently, the NFL pre-season started. (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 9th
Brock: Leaving work at 5. I feel naughty. (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 9th
Brock: Maybe I could be a roadie when I grow up (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 8th
Brock: DC is the hottest spot on the weather.com US map right now. Harsh. (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 8th
Brock: Do you have any idea how exciting my life would be if I didn’t have to worry about...
Aug 7th
Brock: Still accepting proposals for zany get-rich-quick schemes. SUBMIT. (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 7th
Brock: Gabriel Iglesias is FUCKING HILARIOUS (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 7th
Brock: Would you like to hear my Supertheory of Supereverything? (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 7th
“There was never any good old days They are today, they are...”
— Gogol Bordello, Ultimate
Aug 7th
Brock: Something wrong with the air pressure in here. (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 7th
Brock: Some kind of bizarre social-network incest going on in the Northeast, and it’s freaking...
Aug 7th
Brock: Reminder: keep an eye on Yelp Events (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 7th
Brock: Dis-organizing my e-mail so it’s easier to find later. (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 7th
Brock: My computer is having one of those days. The kind where I want to throw it under a cement...
Aug 7th
Brock: The Dude abides, man. (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 6th
Brock: Grilled cheese will turn on your like THAT. Mushy to burnt in the time it takes to read a...
Aug 6th
Brock: New strategy: immediately delete “Thank you!” e-mails. Why was I filing those by...
Aug 6th
Brock: All the cool kids are using GoodReads these days (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 6th
Brock: I’ll be getting four DVDs from Netflix tomorrow. Bliss! (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 6th
Brock: Tried to high five Jeff and smashed my knuckles on the underside of the table (via Twitter /...
Aug 6th
Brock: Classmates.com claims someone signed my guestbook. True, or membership ruse? (via Twitter /...
Aug 6th
Brock: Our toaster has a Pop Tart setting. Weird (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 6th
Brock: Realizing something distressing (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 5th
Brock: Christ I hate tourists (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 5th
Brock: Watching Batman Begins and coding (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 5th
Brock: What’s Irish and stays out all night? Patio furniture! (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 4th
Brock: Crashed google maps on a demo iphone (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 4th
Brock: I think my new office should have a swanky wet bar with decanters of scotch. (via Twitter /...
Aug 4th
Brock: Off to the office again. Why? Well, I can only assume that my clients hate me. (via Twitter...
Aug 4th
Brock: Black shirt was a poor choice today (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 4th
Brock: Marky Mark shoots lefty (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 3rd
Brock: @ryandoherty: Like, hot dogs, or your Chihuahua? (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 3rd
Brock: Marky Mark’s been upgraded to hero, joining the likes of Seth Rogen and that crazy...
Aug 3rd
Brock: Shooter should be better than Day After Tomorrow was (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 3rd
Brock: I want some cake. I think I’ve earned it. (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 3rd
Brock: coComment re-design is awful (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 3rd
Brock: High of 98 today. Yuck. (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 3rd
Brock: Desperately need a haircut (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 2nd
Brock: Firefox can’t spell “dialogue” and lots of other things too (via Twitter /...
Aug 2nd
Brock: Day After Tomorrow is so movie cliche-y (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 2nd
Brock: My favorite Gyllenhaal is Maggie. (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 2nd
Brock: Ever have the feeling of the sense a strong scent of whiskey when there’s none around?...
Aug 2nd
Brock: I wish I had no kids and three money. (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 2nd
Brock: New Pornographers coming to DC on my birthday, but I’ll be in Vegas working :-( (via...
Aug 2nd
Brock: Screening of The Ten tonight, but I’ll be working too late to go :-( (via Twitter /...
Aug 2nd
Brock: Making a conscious effort to use iChat instead of Adium so I can iSight more (via Twitter /...
Aug 1st
Brock: All I do these days is work and sleep (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 1st
Brock: Never enough hours in a day. Fuck it, I’m going home. (via Twitter / Brock)
Aug 1st
Brock: Little over 2.5 hours on conference calls today. Think I know why shit’s not getting...
Aug 1st
Brock: I’m bringing a six-pack to work tomorrow. A six-pack of 40’s. (via Twitter /...
Aug 1st
Brock: Flushing unnecessary code to simplify a file has to be one of the most satisfying parts of...
Aug 1st