Brock

Our Trusty Steeds: Not as flashy as Segways, but more...

May 1st

It’s not bad enough that I have to pay for goddamn Internet in the fancy hotel - their payment...

May 1st

Flight of WW2 vets arrived just before I went into the bathroom. I’m going to pretend the band...

Apr 30th

Checked bag was 49.5 pounds. I win!

Apr 30th

I know it sounds crazy, but I think my dog has learned how to recognize lights at crosswalks.

Apr 30th

In Orlando for ten days. Thus begins the per diem game.

Apr 30th

Used to type “mysql” when I meant “myself.” Now, instead of...

Apr 29th

I know the doggie web cam is obnoxious, but watching her for 20 minutes has given me a better idea...

Apr 29th

Like the Honda Insight commercial, but why does it look just like a Prius?

Apr 29th

Oh my science, we’re yuppies. Want to watch my dog? http://tinyurl.com/c8kyyh

Apr 29th

I didn’t know cough drops had an expiration date. How long have these been in my office?

Apr 29th

Who was talking about Tokyo Police Club the other day? I kind of like In A Cave. Reminds me of...

Apr 28th

Too hot for too much bike riding: 4.8 mi, 9.1 mph avg, 24.6 mph max

Apr 27th

Walking to Dupont farmers market with Erin and Lola.

Apr 27th

Lola walked about 3 miles before flopping down in some shade and refusing to go any further. Erin...

Apr 27th

Fri. night bike ride: 7.28mi, 9.3 mph avg, 26.6 mph max.

Apr 26th

Bike ride to Rock Creek Park was a bust. Lola managed to escape from the bike trailer at Logan...

Apr 26th

Yes, I will judge your resume harshly for typos and inconsistent spacing, because I value...

Apr 25th

Skype with auto-accept: a free baby monitor for your dog.

Apr 24th

Lola has taken to peeing like a boy dog.

Apr 23rd

“I’m going to make a sandwhich,” he declared before Twittering about it in the...

Apr 23rd

I think I would be perfectly content going to bed right now.

Apr 22nd

Three different languages being spoken on the shuttle, and I understand none of them.

Apr 21st

Awesome video: RT @AskedRelic Let’s go ride bikes and jazz! http://tinyurl.com/c56el3

Apr 21st

Working from bed: the best way to work, or the worst thing to do in bed?

Apr 21st

Between Erin’s allergies and my cold, we are a symphony of sneezes, coughs, sniffles, and...

Apr 20th

Took Nyquil last night. Not feeling better, just groggy.

Apr 20th

Discovery: Seth Rogen at 13 looks like ME at 13 - it’s mostly the Jew fro, though.

Apr 20th

Definitely have a cold or something. Crappy way to spend a beautiful Saturday, but I think...

Apr 19th

Standup Desk Benefit #14: More room to air guitar.

Apr 18th

Hollering across the bar at @thorpus but he doesn’t hear us.

Apr 18th

USB hub is powered. Why won’t iPhone charge if the hub isn’t connected to the computer,...

Apr 18th

Lola gets to go play at doggie day care tomorrow before her grooming! Yes, we’re THAT couple...

Apr 16th

I’m hurty and sick-feeling :-(

Apr 15th

I swear, they test our damn fire alarms at least twice a week in this place.

Apr 14th

Inbox zero’d!

Apr 14th

I’m using my standup desk this week. It makes desk-dancing easier, if nothing else.

Apr 14th

Everyone freaking out about #amazonfail: stop blaming them. http://tinyurl.com/czgczp

Apr 13th

Lola on the balcony

Apr 13th

Alien Fetus Cookie: We sent these to my parents after they...

Apr 13th

New office setup: I’m trying out the standing desk for...

Apr 13th

New office setup: I’m trying out the standing desk for...

Apr 13th

Just realized that I’ve been walking around in public wearing that Hello Kitty bandaid that I...

Apr 12th

Point of order: The word is “verbiage,” not “blurbage.” Nice try, government...

Apr 12th

Yeowch - chopping onions without contacts in really bugs my eyes.

Apr 11th

I’ve become the crazy man who lectures his dog on etiquette as they walk down the street.

Apr 8th

Lola expresses her disapproval of smoking by relieving herself on a book of matches.

Apr 8th

“I’m not AFRAID of Sasquatch, I just think we should all be on alert.”

Apr 7th

Woohoo, Hit List unlocked on macheist.com!

Apr 6th

Erin cleaned up the balcony this morning and dog has figured out how to jump in and out the door....

Apr 4th

Oooooh, thundery!

Apr 3rd

I have not been proactive about seeking out new music lately. Let’s try this: save me some...

Apr 1st

If you haven’t already, go buy the MacHeist bundle so I can get a license for The Hit List -...

Apr 1st